Thursday, July 31, 2014

17 parenting fails we’ve all experienced


No need to feel bad, we’ve all been there. Haven’t we?
  1. You just got baby dressed, realise nothing quite fits him anymore, but crack on anyway.

  2. When you get to the where you’re going only to realise you left the pram adaptors for the car seat at home.
  3. When you get to nursery and realise you left the baby’s sun hat at home. And then have to ignore the judging looks from the other parents…
  4. You’ve just spent 15 minutes nursing baby to sleep only to crash into the cot as you put her down.
  5. When he starts peeing in your face just as you’ve slid a new nappy under him.
  6. When the pee goes between the changing mat and the top of the changing table.
  7. You’ve just sat down for a nice lunch in a restaurant and you discover that the iPad, with all those distracting games and shows you downloaded, is not in the changing bag.

  8. You vow to cut back on how much BabyTV/CBeebies you let them watch, then immediately capitulate at the first sign of trouble.

  9. When your partner points out that the baby’s been crying for five minutes, but you didn’t notice because you were trying to level up on Xbox.

  10. When your partner asks if your child is okay and you realise you’ve completely forgotten to keep an eye on them.

  11. When you complete forget you even have a child.

  12. When someone else is looking after baby and they’re doing stuff TOTALLY wrong, but you don’t say anything for fear of offending them.

  13. That close shave you had while looking after baby that you resolve never to tell your partner about.

  14. Children under the age of 12 months can’t possibly notice inappropriate language or violence in the movie your watching, right?
  15. When you’re about to get angry at something baby is doing, but then they smile and you feel like the Worst. Parent. In. The. World.

  16. The nappies are the wrong size.

  17. There are no nappies.

What's On in East Herts 31/7/14 - Summer fun!

School’s out! Make the most of your days (and keep the kids amused) by checking out our calendar of events in and around Hertford, Ware, Hoddesdon and villages over the coming weeks (and beyond).

Every week we’ll bring you an update on local events and what to do with the kids in the East Herts area.

If you’d like to submit an event or activity for inclusion, email editorial@parentingdaily.co.uk

Now until Sunday, August 31st: Summer Spectacular, Willows Farm Village, St Albans
http://www.willowsfarmvillage.com/

Now until Thursday, August 28th: Children holidays Tennis & Combo Activities Camps, Haileybury College
http://www.legendstennis.co.uk

Friday, August 1st, 2.15pm: Toddler Tales, Ware Library

Saturday, August 2nd (until January 2015): WW1 Exhibition, commemorating the beginning of the ‘War to End all Wars’: Ware Museum

Sunday, August 3rd 12.30pm-7.30pm: Rock at the Castle, Hertford Castle
http://www.hertford.gov.uk/events/rock-at-the-castle--9/

Saturday, August 3rd: Cotter Irish Dance Classes, Hornsmill Community Centre, Hertford
www.thecotterschoolofirishdancing.co.uk

August 1st, 5th, 8th, 26th and 29th, 10am, 11am and 12.30pm: Hartbeeps, Hertford Theatre
www.hertfordtheatre.com

Monday, August 4th 10.30am-12pm: Children's Craft Workshop Stitching - Cards, Kards & Krafts, Ware
http://www.kardsandkrafts.co.uk/

Monday, August 4th, 11.30am: Tiger Cheer, Hertford Theatre
www.hertfordtheatre.com

Tuesday, August 5th, 11am-3pm: Brass Rubbing, Ware Museum
www.waremuseum.org.uk

Tuesday, August 5th, 11.30am: Zumbini, Hertford Theatre
www.hertfordtheatre.com

Wednesday, August 6th: Yoga With Abi, Hornsmill Community Centre, Hertford
Follow @yogawithabi on Twitter for more details

Thursday August 7th, 10am -10.30am: Baby Rhyme Time, Hertford Theatre
www.hertfordtheatre.com

Thursday, August 7th 1pm & 3.30pm: Milkshake! Live, Civic Hall, Broxbourne
http://bit.ly/1rKyFh

Tuesday, August 12th, 11am-3pm: Sand Art, Ware Museum
www.waremuseum.org.uk

Thursday, August 14th, 1pm: Children's Pet Show, Civic Hall, Broxbourne
http://bit.ly/1qMJxPN

Tuesday, August 19th 12pm-3pm: Teddy Bears Picnic, Civic Hall, Broxbourne
http://bit.ly/1twTH7u

Tuesday, August 19th, 11am-3pm: Jewellery & Cards, Ware Museum
www.waremuseum.org.uk

Tuesday, August 26th, 11am-3pm: Lucky Dip, Ware Museum
www.waremuseum.org.uk

Sunday, October 26th: Tiny Toes Show - Baby & Toddler Exhibition, Orsett Hall, Essex
http://tinytoesshow.co.uk

Sunday, September 14th 12pm-6pm: Hertford Heritage Day, Hertford Castle
http://www.hertford.gov.uk/events/hertford-heritage-day-21/

If you’d like to submit an event or activity for inclusion, email editorial@parentingdaily.co.uk.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Running: Keeping Fit For Free




As a parent in my early 40s, I've gradually become more and more obsessed with keeping trim, healthy and trying to keep the advancing years at bay.

A proper diet, not too much booze (my biggest vice!) and exercise all helps with the effort, but over the last two years I've been bitten by the running bug and now, every other day (ideally) if I can't get out to run a few miles I get what's known as 'Runners Envy' (watching other runners from my car/house window, wondering what time/ distance they've been pacing at).


This new passion is all the more surprising considering that before two years ago, if you had ever seen me out running it generally meant that something truly awful was about to happen behind me; at no point would I have ever decided to put myself through such a gruelling test of endurance for fun. Actually, 'fun' is a strong word, I still dislike the physical side to running in every sense - if I'm out for a 30 minute jog I spend the majority of the time thinking about stopping/the pointlessness of it all/having a nice drink of water at the end of the run.

But, in its own weird way I relish the sense of achievement when you finish a run. And, that's the catch, because as a fitness regime it's very low maintenance (shorts, t-shirt and running shoes) and off you go. It's something that I enjoy doing on my own - no membership fee, no parking at the gym, no having to talk to other people (my working life is spent talking to people, so the solus nature of the sport is a real godsend). Just me and my own thoughts, working with nature.

And as a sport and fitness regime, running is one of the easiest and most practical ways to get fit; I lost nearly two stone in six months through running alone. It has to be said that I wasn't a big guy to start with, but a regular diet of lager had taken its toll and I had decided I needed to lose the beer belly.

Now, two years in, I'm looking at beating times and trying new routes, courtesy of fantastic free apps such as Strava and Map My Run, which give each runner stats such as distance/time/personal bests via the GPS functionality on your mobile phone. Basically, it times you against other runners out on the same routes without actually haven't to race or meet with them, which is very cool app indeed.

And, being a Ware resident, there are no shortage of places to run routes (or segments, as they're known on Strava). Favourites being anywhere along the river, in the direction of Hertford or Stanstead Abbots, around Tumbling Bay and through town and around The Priory. If you're more daring, there's always the odd local 5 or 10K race to put your name down to, or if you're more sociable than me, join the local running club (such as www.ware-joggers.co.uk and www.hertsandsole.co.uk)

And what do you need? A pair of decent running shoes (Asics are more than adequate if you're running outside and not indoors, from £50 a pair) shorts and a T-shirt (I've gone mad and bought Nike Dryfit shorts and top, bit more expensive, but they do keep you sweat-free and comfortable on longer runs/ summer evenings and mornings). Good local shops to try would be Scotts in Hertford, Go Outdoors in Harlow and The Nike Shop in The Galleria in Hatfield.

So, what are you waiting for! Pull on your shoes, don your sweatband and pound the miles around beautiful Hertfordshire. Trust me, you will feel much better for it. 

Monday, July 28, 2014

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

What's On in East Herts 24/7/14 - Summer fun!


School’s out! Make the most of your days (and keep the kids amused) by checking out our calendar of events in and around Hertford, Ware and Hoddesdon.

Every week we’ll bring you an update on local events and what to do with the kids in the East Herts area.

If you’d like to submit an event or activity for inclusion, email editorial@parentingdaily.co.uk

Friday July 25th: Run 4 MAMA Event – Wodson Park, Ware

Saturday July 26th: Ready, Aim, Fire! Hertford Museum

Saturday July 26th: Cotter Irish Dance Classes, Hornsmill Community Centre, Hertford

Sunday July 27th: Rock At The Priory

Tuesday July 29th, 11.30am: Zumbini, Hertford Theatre

Wednesday July 30th: Soft Play Session, Hertford Theatre

Thursday July 31st: Soft Play Session, Hertford Theatre

Thursday July 31st, 10.30am: Toddler Tales, Hertford Library

Wednesday July 30th: Peppa Pig is visiting Lee Valley Farms http://www.visitleevalley.org.uk/go/farms/

Wednesday July 30th: Yoga With Abi, Hornsmill Community Centre, Hertford
Follow @yogawithabi on Twitter for more details

Friday August 1st, 2.15pm: Toddler Tales, Ware Library

Saturday August 2nd (until January 2015): WW1 Exhibition, commemorating the beginning of the ‘War to End all Wars’: Ware Museum

If you’d like to submit an event or activity for inclusion, email editorial@parentingdaily.co.uk.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Pregnant? There's an app for that

We’ve all been there as expectant parents. You know, the well-meaning but often unsolicited advice from friends and family: ‘You mean I can’t eat soft cheese? I had no idea!’. Kind of the same as when you’re getting married. Or buying a car. And believe me, I’m as guilty of dishing that stuff out as the next person.

So quite early on in the pregnancy of our first child we started to check out what the world of mobile apps had to offer in terms of sage advice. Not so much the medical kind - there was plenty of that available from the excellent doctors and midwives who were looking after us.

What we were after was the kind of resource that we could dip in and out of, that wasn’t too preachy and spoke in plain English. Turned out there were lots to choose from. In fact, there were loads.

So here we’ve rounded up a few apps that the Parenting Daily team has found useful. It’s not a comprehensive list (we’re working on that), and we’re not saying these are the best apps out there, merely that if you want to dive and get started, you could do worse than check these out...

Babybump

We like Babybump not just because it’s free, but because it gives you both a daily and weekly digest of your pregnancy. For example, at Week 6 it will tell you how big your baby is, but it will also give you daily ‘top tips’ covering everything from daycare to the best pacifiers and methods for coming up with names for your child.

And for mums-to-be looking to keep their other halves engaged in the process, there’s also a tip for dads every seven days.

But our favourite thing about Babybump is that it talks in a chatty style in plain English and never, ever patronises.

iTunes Link

Google Play Link

What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Very similar to Babybump in terms of a daily and weekly commentary, but with with one key differentiator - the app also ties in with the accompanying book of the same name.

The book itself takes you through everything from the conception, through every month of your pregnancy and carries on until the baby is six months old.

iTunes Link

Baby Centre

This one is based on NHS best practise and is recommended by the NHS Choices Healthy Apps Library, so ties in tightly with the advice you’d get from a midwife and other medical experts you’re likely to come into contact with.

In terms of functionality beyond general advice and tips, it allows you to set optional reminders of things to do, such as starting a pregnancy diary or cutting down on caffeine and managing nutrition.

iTunes Link

Google Play Link

Full Term

Otherwise known as ‘the contractions app’. In short, it lets you or your partner record and track your contractions - duration, frequency, etc. And it’s east to use, consisting of just a Start and Stop button. I mean, what else would you need? Apart from morphine.

We found this app hugely beneficial and it also helped out the midwives who were looking after us during the labour - I think having a precise record of what was happening meant they could track the various stages more easily (although I’m sure they probably have a natural extinct for all that having seen it so many times. Oh, and their own equipment!).

iTunes Link

Commando Dad

So this gets a mention because it DOESN’T have an app. It really should. Apparently there’s one coming, so keep on the lookout for it.

In short, Commando Dad is a book about parenting written by ex-Commando Adam Lee Potter and it’s awesome. This parent only started reading it three month’s in and wishes he had it from the start.

It’s written in a jokey military style, but the subject matter is 100% serious. Even Prince William used it.

www.commandodad.com

So that should be enough to get you started at least.

We’re working on a more comprehensive list of apps and books for all stages of pregnancy and parenthood, to be published on Parenting Daily East Herts over the coming months - if you have any recommendations, email us at editorial@parentingdaily.co.uk.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Two pets in one? An introduction to keeping Silkies chickens in your backyard


Is it a rabbit crossed with a chicken? That’s what Marco Polo may have thought when he first encountered a Silkie on his travels in the Far East and it was a myth perpetuated as they were introduced into Europe centuries later.

Silkies are in fact an ancient breed of chicken whose distinctive ‘furry’ look is due to the distinct lack of hooks on the barbules of the feathers that would normally zip them together into the recognisable feather shape. They also have several other unusual characteristics including five toes, blue ears and black skin. Silkies are small (especially the bantam version), docile, good with children and available in a number of colours including black, white, brown and blue.

You may have never considered keeping chickens as pets before but they are fascinating, inquisitive and surprisingly intelligent animals that are easier than you might think to look - they also come with the added benefit of delicious fresh eggs on tap. 

A trio (the minimum that should be kept) of Silkies can be housed in a relatively small space and require no more daily attention that other traditional pets such as rabbits or guinea pigs. A daily top up of food, change of water and, if you clear the overnight poop on a daily basis, bi-weekly cleaning makes up the usual routine.

The most important thing to consider when keeping chickens is providing a safe, predator proof, environment. Coops can be bought (or made) in many different styles from the traditional hen house the to the space efficient ‘ark’ style that incorporates the living quarters and run in one. You should ensure enough space (minimum 1m square metre per bird in the run) enough perching area (about 30cm per bird in the coop) and a nesting area are available. Other than that Silkies don’t like getting their feathers wet so you will need to provide a sheltered area for more inclement days but this can be a simple space under the coop or, more effectively, by means of a roof or tarpaulin covering the run.

All chickens love to free range, scratch about just to sunbathe on the lawn whenever possible. Silkies can’t fly due to their fluffy feathers but are good jumpers so while they won’t be escaping over the garden fence - as some other breeds can - they can easily hop in to flower beds, or other places they may not be allowed, if you let them out to roam unattended. They also like somewhere to make a dust bath whether this is a simple area of dry earth or an old cat litter try filled with sand. Dust bathing is natural behaviour and helps keep parasites down.

Chickens drink a lot of water so should always have a fresh supply available. They will happily exist on pelleted food which is especially formulated to contain all the nutrients they need however, treats will always be appreciated and they will enjoy a wide range of titbits from strawberries and broccoli to mealworms and corn. You will need purpose designed feeders and drinkers that prevent them chucking their food all over the place as this can attract unwanted visitors but chicken feed and equipment is now widely available from feed merchants, garden centres and high street pet stores.

They do occasionally get ill with complaints relating to the respiratory system, digestive system or egg laying organs most common. It is a good idea to check that there is a chicken friendly vet in the vacinity as not all small animal vets will understand these specific ailments. If you provide the correct environment and cater for their basic needs however you shouldn’t experience any more problems than with other pets.

A couple of things I should mention are that you will need to check your house deeds don’t restrict the keeping of chickens and until you have more experience and/or agreeable neighbours don’t keep a cockerel -  you don’t need them for your hens to lay eggs and they can be a bit of a handful.


Chicken keeping is a fulfilling and somewhat addictive hobby that I would thoroughly recommend to anyone. More detailed information and tutorials covering keeping poultry, livestock husbandry, growing your own food and a variety of country crafts can be found on the specialist online smallholders resource www.pocketfarm.co.uk

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Guest Post: End of Term Report - Go Now Michael Gove, Make Haste, But Quietly Please



Dennis O'Sullivan is the Head Teacher at Chauncy School in Ware. Here is his recent blog post about Michael Gove's departure as Secretary of State for Education...


I have been struggling with what seems to me to be a mightily appropriate metaphor but it is one so brutal it may offend; unless one sees it as a metaphor of course.

              “And I hope that you die

               And your death’ll come soon

                I will follow your casket

                In the pale afternoon

               And I’ll watch while you’re lowered

               Down to your deathbed

               And I’ll stand over your grave

             ‘Til I’m sure that you’re dead.”

I use Dylan’s angriest song, "Masters of War," to show my anger at the destruction of state education.

The news that Gove has been sacked as Education Secretary rushed joyfully around our schools. He had done his job, smashing a state education system that he despised and his fellow privately educated ministers ignored. He’s off now to be Chief Whip, flattering Cameron and telling fibs about Theresa May whose job he coveted. His wife, the barely readable Sarah Vine, hides his underwear (The Times 04-05-11) so there’s a more useful way he can while away the empty hours - searching for his knockers. He owes Murdoch money but he may join The Daily Mail, editing the newspaper that should not speak its name, cobbled for people that share his fantasies and challenged lifeform.


 So end of term, how did it go Michael?

You introduced many new exams, the most dangerous at age 16 and 18 where you return us to speedwriting memory tests which will mess up children’s opportunities, and the silliest at age 5 when teachers interview tots for 30 minutes – a sort of viva, I guess. The private schools threw out your new exams and carried on with iGCSEs. Now that many of us have copied, “from the very best the independent sector has to offer,” (Gove in My Academy Spring 2014) you are finding all sorts of ways to stop us as they are not fit qualifications. Goodness knows what will happen to all those Eton boys whose qualifications are rubbished at university and job interviews when up against comprehensive graduates.

 You rewrote the History Curriculum. Your own view of history is unique, biased and unsound. We do not understand history by starting at Year zero at age 5 and progressing chronologically through Ethelreds and Caesars, great men of each century, until we reach the benign misunderstood First World War generals at age 16. To you history is unconnected great British men and there are no themes and certainly no lessons to be learned studying the development of state education.

State schools have no money because you cut us to pay for your toys. With increased costs, government capital funding diverted to your toy schools and 6th form funding slashed by at least 20% in the last 3 years you have sent us all to the brink of financial disaster. A 6th Form college has just replaced lecturers with unqualified facilitators. The Education Funding Agency has now decided that a 6th Former doing 3 A Levels is part time and therefore lower funded. Call it theft and be done.

 Teachers have been insulted and their unions ridiculed. You raised the retirement age, gave us new pay policies, pay structures, performance management and a 1% pay rise for the next 4 years, if we can meet your exam only targets.

Your childhood must have been miserable for you to believe our children should learn by rote. Drama, Art and Music are relegated to “prep.” You seek control of our schools directly from your untutored office. You have been the most interferingly unlistening, unadvised political ideologue in the history of state education. You may rewrite history, but we will remember you.

 You spent £2 million insulting teachers by prattling on about what skills the 200,000 redundant ex-military men could bring to our classrooms. You managed 42 and the DfE added injury, “Entry requirements were deliberately high to ensure top-quality recruits…(they will need) GCSEs at Grade C in English and Maths.” Nothing more?

And just this month there is the idea that retired people could fill the gaps in our staffing. Perhaps a sacked politician could teach a lesson a week of KS3 Maths. Continuity means nothing to you.

                     “You that never have done anything but build to destroy

                       You play with my world like it was your little toy”

 You sent the anti terrorist squad to investigate possible political interference by muslims in Birmingham and then your mate at Ofsted, announced no notice Ofsted inspections. First visiting, surprise, surprise a 95% African Caribbean school in North London. You’re anti European Community anti some religious groups running schools and very pro some others – Christian and Jewish religions – running theirs. You put down multi-cultural society and integrated communities and lecture us on British Values. Values like fair play, equal opportunity, honesty and integrity?

It’s only school dinners, nutrition v obesity, but you dropped school meals standards for academies in 2010, and after lunch with the Leon restaurants sent them, pals of Cameron from schooldays to investigate in 2012. Now you attack school meals standards in 2014. Opportunity knocked, Michael?

You rob our students of their earned exam success and your mate, Glenys Stacey, last seen howling at a departing, mocking audience of school leaders, “I am independent of Gove, honest; we never meet, believe me…” Michael says he doesn’t want kids studying great American literature at GCSE and it immediately disappears from the syllabus. Great independent minds thinking alike?

 Gove and Stacey reckon there’s too much preparation of students (state school only, not those doing “prep” of course) She wants teachers to tell her, anonymously when we engage in bad practice: teaching to the syllabus, counselling, coaching, study skills, mnemonics, mind maps and mock exams. Some schools warm up the kids before an exam, give them a banana and a bottle of water and then have professional invigilators in air conditioned well lit halls. Halls with clocks. For exams to be fair, “ungamed,” state school students take exams in the dark, wearing blindfolds and mittens. They should not be told what the exam is about or how long it is.

You brutally condemned people who disagree with you, “Yada, Yada!” you chanted on Question time, “bad academics” you called the professors who told you to stop meddling. And the rest of us,? Seems we are, inelegantly, “The Blob.” Your special advisers tweeted @toryeducation against all counter Gove views. You denied knowledge of them and then obeyed orders to tone them down. Oops! You refused freedom of Information requests for your files on spurious grounds and were ordered to comply. Lying, Cheating and Dissembling is not very British, Mr Gove.

 Do you remember when that Parliamentary Select Committee mocked you for saying that all schools have got to be above average. Liz Truss ordering us to do better than the Shanghai selective schools. Schools which do not admit the sizeable local servant class. Around 95% of the Chinese school system is years behind us with an early leaving age, massive truancy and illiteracy all conveniently discounted from the results published by the OECD as PISA.”

You deliberately misled about international exam tables and you were mugged in every country you visited. When they took you to their model schools you slathered and salivated and told us to better them. When you visit English schools they send the bad boys on a trip to “a long way away” (Secret Teacher, The Guardian 20-06-14) and you must think we paint walls freshly every day. A week ago, your staff wrote your congratulatory speech on a visit to my friend’s school four hours before you arrived.

 Enough of your past; here’s your legacy

Four University Technology Colleges, triple funded, have been inspected by Ofsted. One is Outstanding (well done you) two have orders to improve (that’s a 3 they got) and the 4th achieved a mighty 4 (Special Measures.) 1 out of 4 is embarrassingly awful.

 The Bedford Free School head, Mark Lehain you paraded at conference, strutted your stuff to blue rinse applause, NUT are on strike today, he gloated, so we have sent recruiting leaflets to families telling them we don’t strike. Clap, clap, clap. Ofsted came; they got a 3 and he bleated that it was too soon to be judged.

When Gove visited a UTC last week he had to talk about the failure to open the Fulham Free School. A very cross headteacher, Alun Ebenezer, felt let down. I swear he did say, “This is an outstanding school.” It hasn’t even opened.

Lord Toby Young, darling of the Free School, founder of the West London Free School cannot keep a headteacher; I guess we aren’t necessary, but three heads in two years? And when,Toby, will you need the publicly funded 2nd building?

Academy chains are so admired by Gove as they are in perfect position to introduce the Tory dream grammar schools. 14 such chains, yes 14, managing over 170 schools have been barred from taking on more schools because of concerns over, “education standards and financial mismanagement.” (Daily Telegraph 19-03-14). The 34 strong E-ACT chain has been ordered to relinquish control of 10 schools following Ofsted inspections found serious weaknesses in the quality of education. Kids being failed, Michael.

 Grace Academy, which runs three schools in the Midlands and was set up by the Tory donor Lord Edmiston, has paid more than £1m to companies owned by the governors and their families. Lots of shocking figures in this article including one family member earning, “£367,732 from Grace Academy over the last six years for consultancy work.” (The Guardian 12=01-14)

The TKAT chain boasted to the parliamentary select committee, they had dispensed with,“within weeks of conversion, 26 out of our 40 headteachers and many other senior staff.” ((BEN 29-01-14)

The Prospects Academy chain was forced to close (BBC News 20-05-14) after 2 of its 6 schools were deemed inadequate. More public money squandered on another ill-thought-out gamble with children’s education.

 Tory Party darling, Katharine Birbasingh (Gove calls her “often”) had had many jobs in her 10 year teaching career when she wowed conference with disturbingly disloyal pictures of her failed students. Lost her job for that but has been given her own free school in Wembley. Joy of joy, to see the very attractive and happy children’s faces on the school’s website. Oh dear, they have no school, no site and no students. Stop using photos of kids Burba and stick to writing your who to shag, “Singleholic” nonsense.

Finally, almost, and briefly you will appreciate, Free School funding – a.k.a. diverting money to open free schools. “Free schools budget trebled to £1.5 billion” (BBC 11-12-13).The average cost per free school is £6.6 million – twice what the DfE claims, according to the National Audit Office (NAO December 2013) The NAO says there have been problems, “financial mismanagement claims at 3 open free schools… More than a quarter of all spending on school buildings – £241 million has been on free schools in areas with no need for extra places” the NAO claims. The Public Accounts Committee claimed, “one in four desks at free schools were empty.(POA December 2013. In May 2014 Gove raided the education budget for another £400 million to shore up his free school lunacy.

But are they any good? “The percentage of free schools given Ofsted’s lowest, ‘inadequate’ rating is now nearly twice as high as the rest of the state sector.” (Observer 14-05-14) and this means that 11% of kids in frees schools are badly taught. Children are being failed.

By Tuesday of last week I had read 470 students’ reports of ambition nurtured by their teachers. I spoke with 200 parents and awarded 650 prizes on Wednesday. On Thursday I welcomed 166 nervous children for their first day at secondary school and that evening I was moved by Facebook praise, smiling children, relieved parents and our tireless, uncomplaining staff at the end of another 12 hour day. The following day we welcomed 1058 children aged 4 – 11 to our school, Beverley cooked with 245 of them in one go! Bag packing at Tescos for our Air Ambulance charity; a carwash in the rain for Peacechild International and sponsorship of many walkers to treat Children’s Cancer raised £1600.This is our community and we are proud of it. That evening we danced, sang, wigged out as 40 or so acts at our rock concert filled the halls. Our Art Exhibition wowed hundreds. This is what we do, and another 16 hour day ended as parents and staff mopped the floor.

 You can never and most certainly will never be part of this, Michael. You wont ever see it and your imagination, stuck in yourself and your dreamless machinations, will never, ever enjoy what we do.

If unbridled optimism is all we've got, if spirit is all we have to oppose the devil then I’ll settle for that.

I want to do this forever.

You can't stop me .

Bye, Mickey.


Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Run4MAMA - Why You Should Get Involved


Waddle, walk, jog or run a MAMA Mile to help raise funds to provide MAMA education leaflets to all mums to be! Get your children involved so they too can get active. Whether you push your baby in their pram, jog with your toddler on your shoulders, or hold hands with your teenager, you will be helping us raise awareness of pregnancy education to help more babies arrive safely!
Local blogger Lily And Me is a charity partner to mamaacadamy.org.uk and is hosting a Run 4 MAMA event to help raise much needed funds to lower stillbirth rates in the UK – one of the highest in the developed world. If you’re local to Ware, Hertfordshire get involved!
WHERE: Wodson Park Sports Centre on 25th July at 11am
WHAT WILL YOU NEED TO DO: 1 mile is approximately 4 times round the athletics track. You can walk, jog or run. There is no time limit and the event will be followed by a relaxed picnic – just bring a few items so everyone can share. Entry costs £5. It’s free for babies and toddlers unless you want them to have their own race bib in which case entry will be £2. You can sign up here: http://mamaacademy.org.uk/Run4MAMA.html or via my event page where you can also keep up-to-date with who’s going and what’s happening https://www.facebook.com/events/640360019389745/
SPONSORSHIP: You do not need to raise sponsorship money but should any of your friends or family wish to donate they can do so by text MAMA00 £3 to 70070
WIN! All participants will be entered into a raffle to have a chance of winning some fabulous prizes!

Monday, July 14, 2014

Making Memories


Paul Kennedy specialises in capturing your family’s memories. Parenting Daily talks to him about putting children and adults at ease during portrait sessions, the rise in popularity of ‘baby bump’ shots – and how you can get the best from your holiday pics this summer…


When did you start taking photos?
I bought my first camera at the age of 16. It was a Minolta SLR and cost me 200 Irish Punts. It was great for teaching me how to take good photos, but experimenting back then cost me a great deal in film! I now work with a Nikon D7000.

What sort of work do you specialise in?
I do all sorts of work, but I prefer to take portraits. Family portraits are great because they’re often a lot of fun and you know that you’re capturing a moment in the family’s life.

How do you get families to relax – and get them to pose for the camera?
I always make sure there are lots of props for the children. Kids are unpredictable, but often they are easier to pose as they’re not as self-conscious as adults.
I start off by suggesting families look at a folder of pics from magazines, catalogues, etc, to show them the sort of poses we can do. That really helps – it’s much easier to show people poses, rather than tell them.
In terms of the location, I’m happy to do whatever the family is comfortable with. Some like to be in a studio, others are more happy at home. And often they want to go to a special location. In that instance, I’ll always go and check it out first to find out the best places for the shoot.

Are there any trends you’re seeing at the moment?
I’m seeing a lot of pregnant women who want ‘baby bump’ shots. These are lovely, because it’s a nice memory for them of a very special time in their lives. In addition, it’s also nice to make them feel good about themselves; it’s a special time for women, but sometimes also difficult for women to feel comfortable about their bodies.

Why should a family use a photographer rather than take pics themselves?
I would always encourage people take family photos themselves. And for everyday shots of capturing moments, today’s technology means that the pics are good. And if they’re not, you can delete them and do them again!
But a professional photo shoot, you will get so much more – you’re paying for the time, the expertise, the equipment and post production with a pro photographer.

And what are your top tips for taking great holiday pics?
Don’t shoot into the sun or you’ll get harsh shadows that aren’t attractive. The best times to take good photos are early evening or mornings.
And never use the zoom facility on your camera’s phone or the picture quality will be very poor. If you need to get closer to what you’re photographing, take a few steps forward!

Family portrait sessions with Paul Kennedy range from £30 to £249.